Figurin...

I'm trying to "follow" people on here...the Internet is a lot smarter than I am. It's a little game we play...Internet comes up with something "user friendly" and I end up being the only user who just can't get friendly (if you know what I mean). Now, I know how to write; I'm a freaking connoisseur of words. I can direct like a fiend. I read James Joyce for fun...but to follow someone on here...just can't do it.