Figurin...

I'm trying to "follow" people on here...the Internet is a lot smarter than I am. It's a little game we play...Internet comes up with something "user friendly" and I end up being the only user who just can't get friendly (if you know what I mean). Now, I know how to write; I'm a freaking connoisseur of words. I can direct like a fiend. I read James Joyce for fun...but to follow someone on here...just can't do it.

I am Woman

I'm not stupid in spite of my age.
Whatever your misconceptions are of women, I do not claim any of them.
Do not use me to better your confidence.
Because you tear me down in the process.
If I had a chance to re-do it all,
I wouldn't, except for my intensity.


I love:
frozen twinkies
that sideways look that guys often give
blank pages
lubrication
high heels
literature
discovering new words
opening a new pack of gum
cracking the spine on a new book
dog-eared pages
freshly shaved legs
after shower lotion
Irish accents
men's forearms
flirtation
second chances
down comforters
piano music
humor
sideways smiles
physical contact